JOTD : Intelligence Island

Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

Before

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After

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JOTD : Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.

The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”

In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”

My Touch : Portal Humor Selebriti

Kehidupan modern yang telah membelenggu kita, secara tidak sadar telah membuat kita kebanjiran informasi, termasuk informasi gossip selebriti, pemirsa, inilah “Insert Investigasi“, wakakakakakaka

Entah berapa banyak tayangan gossip yang ada di TV setiap harinya. Kalau dulu masih hitungan jari, mungkin sekarang sudah harus di tambah dengan hitungan kaki . Bagaimana tidak, satu acara bisa tayang sampe 3 kali dalam sehari, setiap pagi, siang dan sore. Yap betul, seperti minum obat, tapi yang ini obat menuju kehancuran. Bagaimana tidak, kalau kita hanya di suguhi informasi sampah kayak gitu, kapan bangsa ini bisa majuuuuuuu

Adalah sebuah portal humor selebriti yang mencoba menertawakan gossip yang ada, sehingga membuat kita sadar, gossip hanyalah hiburan, bukan informasi yang sebenarnya.

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