JOTD : Teknik Berjalan di Atas Air

31 03 2008

Tiga orang filsuf bermaksud untuk bersemedi di tepi sebuah danau.

“”Waduh, aku lupa membawa alas duduk,” kata filsuf pertama. Ia lalu pamit, melangkahkan kakinya di atas air danau, dan menyeberanginya menuju ke tempat tinggal mereka di seberang danau.”

Ketika ia kembali. Filsuf ke dua berkata, “Aku lupa menjemur bajuku. Aku pergi dulu ya.” Ia berjalan di atas air danau dan menyeberanginya dengan mudah.

Filsuf ke tiga berpikir bahwa kedua rekannya itu pasti ingin unjuk kebolehan di hadapannya.
“Ah, aku juga bisa. Lihat saja,” katanya. Ia lalu melangkahkan kakinya ke atas air danau dan langsung tenggelam. Filsuf ke tiga ini berenang ke tepi, dan kemudian mencoba lagi untuk berjalan diatas air dan kembali gagal.

Ia terus mencoba sampai akhirnya filsuf ke dua berkata kepada filsuf Pertama, “Sebaiknya kita beritahukan saja letak batu-batunya.”

JOTD : Intelligence Island

18 03 2008

Three blonde women were stranded on an island. While trying to dig their way out, one of them came accross a buried lamp. Suddenly a genie appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish, in return for saving him.

The first blonde woman asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into brown haired woman and she swims off the island.

The second blonde woman asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one. She is instantly turned into a black haired woman. She then builds a boat and sails off the island.

The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The genie turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

JOTD : Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

18 03 2008

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.

The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”

In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”

JOTD : Questions For Mother Camel

18 03 2008

The little camel went to his mother and asked, “Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?” She looked on him lovingly and replied, “You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there’s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don’t get lost.”

“Oh!” he said. “And why do we have such huge feet? “Well,” she said, “they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes.”

“Wow,” he said, “great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?” “You see,” his mother informed, “we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions?”

“Well, mother,” said the young camel, “I was just wondering, if we’ve got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo?”

JOTD : Tampons Wonder

8 03 2008

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”
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