JOTD : Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

18 03 2008

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.

The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”

In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”


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