JOTD : Bible School Cruise With A Laywer

18 03 2008

There was a lawyer, a priest, and a class of young bible school children on a week long winter cruise. A few days into the vacation the ship hits an iceberg and it begins to sink. The priest readies a lifeboat for their escape.

The kids, as instructed, form a single file line to get off the ship and, just as they’re about to board the lifeboat, the the lawyer runs pass them and jumps into the small inflateable raft and demands of the priest “Let’s Go!”

In shock, the priest says to the lawyer “What about the children?” The lawyner says, “Screw the children!” The priest, assuming the laywer is likely smarter than him, replies “Do we have time for that?”





JOTD : Questions For Mother Camel

18 03 2008

The little camel went to his mother and asked, “Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?” She looked on him lovingly and replied, “You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there’s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye on one another so that we don’t get lost.”

“Oh!” he said. “And why do we have such huge feet? “Well,” she said, “they allow us to walk easily in the dessert sands and help us avoid sinking into the dunes.”

“Wow,” he said, “great equipment. What the heck is this stuff on our backs for?” “You see,” his mother informed, “we can walk for days, even weeks without food or water, so we use it to store fat during those times. But why do you ask me all these obvious questions?”

“Well, mother,” said the young camel, “I was just wondering, if we’ve got all of this great stuff, what are we doing in the zoo?”





JOTD : Tampons Wonder

8 03 2008

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and proceeded to the checkout counter.

The man at the counter asked the older boy, “Son, how old are you?”

“Eight,” the boy replied.

The man continued, “Do you know what these are used for?”
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JOTD : Associations Game

7 03 2008

It’s the first day of kindergarten, and the teacher decides to do taste association. ‘I’ll blindfold you and give you a lifesaver, and you tell me what flavor it is,’ she tells the children. So she gives them all a cherry flavor, and says, ‘What flavor is that?’

The whole class answers ‘Mmmm, that’s cherry.’

‘Very good,’ the teacher replies. So she gives them all a grape and they reply, ‘Mmm, that’s grape.’

‘Very good,’ she says again.
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JOTD : Lost Dad

7 03 2008

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall

A little boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, “I’ve lost my dad!”

The cop asked, “What’s he like?”

The little boy replied, “Beer and women with big boobs.”